Oh, my stars and garters!

Equation to determine my bedtime

Let P=Pad Thai consumption (in ounces).
Let C=Cups of coffee drunk after 7 p.m.
Let G=Grumpy.
Let T=Tired.

(P17)+(C2) / (G9)+(T8.5)
=
1.08 a.m.


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