Oh, my stars and garters!

Sprout epilogue
I took yesterday off and forgot to dispose of my sad sprouts. Now they are stuck together with a delicate web of mold and smell like dirty feet. I should probably pour them into the garbage disposal.

I should really clean my entire office, now that I look at it. It's pretty disgusting. My officemate cleaned his desk today. It looks beautiful, but throws the trashiness of the rest of the room into stark relief. So thanks, Joel, for making me aware of what a filthy slob I am; thank you for making me ashamed.