Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Meet my sister, Jill.


Jill is 26 years old.

She has a degree in history from The University of Texas and lives in Austin with her boyfriend. She has a goldfish named Princess and a cat named Lucky McGilbert (pictured below). Her boyfriend has an iguana named Zerd, but Jill is a little scared of it.



Jill enjoys knitting, bowling, and reading novels. She was the first lieutenant in the high school drill team. That meant she had to write demerits for other girls when they were late to practice or forgot their tights or hair ribbons or whatever. She also had to do this crazy salute that incorporated the jump-splits. She says she can't do it now, which is too bad because it was pretty cool to watch.

Jill used to scoop out a huge chunk of margarine with a spoon, pour salt on it and then lick it while she watched TV. So far as I know she doesn't do this anymore.

Once she made Kool-Aid and forgot the sugar.



Jill's biggest weakness is for expensive cosmetics. She does crossword puzzles with mechanical pencils. She has a good head for cards. She knows all the words to Elton John and Kiki Dee's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."

Jill is generally regarded as a good person. Aside from the mercifully infrequent occasions when she acts like a ho, I think she is an excellent sister.

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